What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:02

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?